tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: fzur, via thefuuuucomics)

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

(Source: the-sex-and-the-city-blog, via camcyon)

newfluffytown:

It’s true. Around this office, in the past, I have been a little abrupt with people.

(via dundermifflinsabres)

Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here
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